I am qualified to critique movies because I have seen 
the extreme spectrums of the movie going experience.  
I have seen the best of movies and I have seen the 
worst of movies.  I am not dazzled by special effects 
yet I can appreciate its artistic splendor.  I enjoy 
lowbrow and highbrow humor.  I am equally entertained 
by drama as I am with action.  I am the critique for 
the common man as well as the philosophical intellect.  
The bottom line is that I hate everything and if I like, 
you have to like it

Jeff Wallace
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Top Ten Actors you can trust
1)	Tom Hanks
2)	Tom Cruise
3)	Denzel Washington
4)	Harrison Ford
5)	Morgan Freeman
6)	Bruce Willis
7)	Kevin Spacey
8)	Mel Gibson 
9)	Ethan Hawk
10)	Lesley Nielsen

Top 10 actors who can't make a good film to save their lives!
1)	JOHN CUSAK!
2)	Ben Afflack
3)	Charlie Sheen
4)	Brenden Frasier
5)	George Cloony
6)	Baldwins
7)	Kevin Costner
8)	John Travolta
9)	Leonardo DiCaprio
10)	Liam Niesen

Female actresses Daddy like (acting ability encouraged, …yet optional)
1)	Britney Spears
2)	Katie Holmes
3)	Carrie Ann…whatever…TRINITY
4)	Meg Ryan
5)	Heather Grahm
6)	Jodie Foster
7)	Helen Hunt
8)	Cathrine Zeta Jones
9)	Marsha Brady
10)	 Jessica Rabbit

10 Female Actress I can do without
1)	Julia Roberts
2)	Drew Barrymore
3)	Madonna
4)	Courtney Love
5)	The chick from Titanic
6)	Cameron Diaz
7)	Angelina Jolie
8)	Ashley Judd
9)	J-Lo
10)	Charlize Theoron